I don't usually post resumés on this site, but I thought that in the interest of truth and disclosure that this one was worth quoting from a recent letter received today. DVB

This person needs a job. This individual seeks an executive position.
He will be available in January 2009, and is willing to relocate.
(Please don't skip the last section!)

RESUME

GEORGE W. BUSH

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Washington, DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:

Law Enforcement: